Minnesota's state bird, the common loon, stylized into a Rebel Alliance graphic by reddit user feral_user_ (Public Domain) 1. Introduction: The Siege of the North Star State In the depths of January 2026, the state of Minnesota—a region historically defined by its civic endurance and progressive social infrastructure—found itself the epicenter of a profound constitutional and social crisis. The convergence of a federal immigration crackdown of unprecedented scale, the extraju